So here’s a fun intro post.
My name is Kaitlyn.
I’m married.
My son is 2.5.
I live in MD.
I fangirl over many things.
-911
-criminal minds
-Yellowjackets
-school spirits
GOOD OMENS
- GARVEZ
Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))
dildo shopping
pairing: aaron hotchner x reader
summary: aaron catches you dildo shopping.
word count: 1k
warnings: sex toys, emily being a little shit
Telling Emily about your less-than-adequate one-night stand had been a mistake. After being short with everyone for the whole day, she finally confronted you about the change in attitude and you confessed the guy you brought home the night before had gotten off without returning the favor.
She had asked when was your last orgasm and you had to think about it before telling her it had been a while. With that reply, she dragged you to the closest mall. That's how you ended up in front of a Spencer's.
In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.
This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.
Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me
Because you don't know what it means to me💔
Like playing with boobs?
Now you have a legit reason to do so.
Science has found that compressing the cells in breasts will decrease the chance of malignant cells growing in the tissue. So playing with boobs can help prevent breast cancer. So play with your boobs! Play with your partner’s boobs! It’s healthy!
official boob post
I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing
C'est les swimming poules
Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone
I’m sorry for spamming everyone with so much good omens shit recently. If you haven’t watched it, you can find seasons 1 and 2 on Amazon Prime.
